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Memory Qube Memory Qube

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

I broke it but it is a very stylish time waster.

I kinda broke it and right now it is at turns remaining 109/120 current round 1 remaining mistakes -5965 of 5 Score 133254 how I got this high is I put a pen in the up position on my keyboard and just left it for a couple of hours and played some ball outside. If you don't believe me I'll post a pic in the forums.
Graphics - the graphics looked pretty cool
Style - Like Rubix cube mikex with that Simon game creating an ultimate game.
Sound - I like the background music and the sounds when you got it right and when you got it wrong.
Interacvtivity - It's a game but not much interactivity considering I jammed a pen in the up key and just let it do it's own magic
Overall - Try and fix the bugs please.

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Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Nicely Done.

I beat the game took about 4 hours. Nothing happens which kind of ticked me off. There was a few errors, I can't remember which group of ten boards it was but when you beat one of its boards and it send you back the boards screen is blank and you have to click the arrow to get it to show up again also, one time I decided to deselect the game and the start button was still there and it allowed me to go back to the very first game "Alphabet Soup". My favourite board had to be "UberBoard" I got about 2000 something on that board and it was "Uber" hard. (Pun intended)Nice game, good graphics, not many cards games on newgrounds instantly giving you style points, and I didn't like the music very much so I just muted it and played my own but that sounds when you get pairs, perks, etc. Interactivity it's a card game nothing high-speed clicking or button smashing so I can't give you a realy high score on that. Overall fantastic game wouldn't be surprised if this ended up on the frontpage.

Crystallis Crystallis

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

After 30000 points I just got irritated

Good game man I had three cubes left all the same colour one more move would have gotten rid of them then more cubes came I was so annoyed. The sounds gets annoying after a while but that's cool cause you do have a mute button but I would prefer a volume control. I'm just tired from playing that game. I eventually quit after 30000 points cause I was just too tired I was just swinging my mouse and clicking back and forth hoping I would lose but I kept getting rid of the cubes no matter where I moved making the game too easy after a while. You should add more levels or difficulties as the game progresses.

SMASH!: Knockout QuizShow SMASH!: Knockout QuizShow

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Few things you need to fix

When you play the game a second time the score doesn't reset so in the first frame of the game u should put whateveryourvariableis= 0 Second off when you beat the smythe guy he says he still wins. Third Walk this way is by Run DMC featuring Aerosmith. Good game needs better graphics and maybe an if statment so that if score <= smythescore then go to and play blank else go to and play blank end if. the zooming in and out after every question was pointless cause the score doesn't change unless you got the score to change every question then you shouldn't let it zoom.
Fix those problems and you'll have a decent game. I'm kind of surprised this is rated so high

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Smoking-Chimney responds:

thanks very much for that helpful review - one thing tho it definitely was the original Aerosmith "Walk This Way" and not the later released version with Run DMC. Also, how would i go about adding an if statement?

Cursor Thief live Cursor Thief live

Rated 3 / 5 stars


when I first played this it was at 316 now it's at 300,000 amazing how a few days can make such a big difference. I'm guessing that was the deeper meaning to this that a few days can change your life so live like it's your last. Amazing! or maybe this is just pointless lol.
Graphics : So cute awe tryin to get at my mouse here you go HEAD FAKE!
Style : Never seen something like this before... then again I've never seen midgets fucking does that make it great? yes it does it makes it hilarious
Sound : I think I'm deaf
Violence: Other then stealing my mouse nothing was violent and can u really call stealing a mouse violent.
Interactivity: very plain so I can't give you much points for that
Humour: Funny but very cheap funny.
Over all I give a TEN .... HEAD FAKE .... actually I give it a six.

Weltling Dressup Weltling Dressup

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

There was 2 I couldn't get.

I couldn't get the fear and loathing one.
And I couldn't get the Evil Dead guy.
I got all the rest.
Robo Cop
TX Chainsaw massacre
The Gimp
The dude
The Ring
House of 1000 Corpses
Ichi the killer
Pee Wee
Man Kind
Pin Head

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Elf Shoot 2003 Elf Shoot 2003

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

u got some problems with the game

i cant be bothered to spell check so w.e. umm ur scoring thing at the end tht shows the overall is messed up i got all 20 elves with only 20 bullets and it says tht my hit is 81.75% and i shot 124 elves and tht i used 154 bullets i think somthing is fucked up! so go fix it and yeah w.e otherwise wicked game u should make a haloween version and get rid of tht shitty music and u should make one for all holidays and one for celebrities where u kill celbrities like micheal jackson or somtin yeah otherwise wicked game.

enter the matrix in style enter the matrix in style

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

this could have been a kick ass game

u could have made this into somthing everyone would wanna play but ur art kinda sucks work on tht and i may have given u a 2 and dont leave it at a crappy ass cliff hanger like tht like whts the point of it wht are the mission objectives etc. i see lots of improvments for this. so work on its a bit harder and resubmit it with a proper ending to it like some sort of boss. and maybe ppl will like it

Super Ninja Super Ninja

Rated 5 / 5 stars

ummm doe sit ever end

i got to the level with oranges and jus said fuck this

Street Carnage Street Carnage

Rated 4 / 5 stars

I need to know how u did tht

im tryin to do tht in a game im makin but i\all i can do is make the car move i cant get it to run over ppl or stuff like tht the hitest keeps screwin up anyways i can prolly find help from flash kit ( great flash could use more backgrounds and better and diff type ppl and missions and stuff like tht)

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BIG-Kevlar responds:

Be sure to e-mail me if you want any info or help. I just taught myself how to use flash. Tried different techniques until it worked, so the way i do things probably isnt the best.
Will work on missions sometime in the future, im not the best with my graphics tho.