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Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

There may have not been a plot but it was funny

That was some pretty funny shit everything was jokes. I loved the crack baby joke the crazy car salesman the condoms and the no more babys I loved it all. Right when I saw it saw THE ADVENTURES OF EMOBOY well not right then but when EMOBOY said I'm so ALONE! I just started cracking up and from that point I knew this deserved a 5.

Graphics - Your drawings could be better though.

Style - Very original so you get your style points.

Sound- Could be better I found it scratchy sometimes.

Violence - That poor poor emoboy LOL.

Humour - Just funny as hell.

That was some pretty funny shit everything was jokes. I loved the crack baby joke the crazy car salesman the condoms and the no more babys I loved it all. Right when I saw it saw THE ADVENTURES OF EMOBOY well not right then but when EMOBOY said I'm so ALONE! I just started cracking up and from that point I knew this deserved a 5.



Blackman Dead Blackman Dead

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Amazing

Graphics - The Graphics were Superb went very well with the poem.

Style - Deep.

Sound - I don't know why but I don't think your voice actor was black like it seemed like it but it just wasn't convincing enough because there were parts you could clearly tell it was a white person talking which kind of kills the movie a bit.

Violence - I have to give you points for that even though no violence was actual shown it was communicated very well with the hanging body, blood on hands, gun shots.

Overall -It's amazing to see what Newgrounds started out as and some of the content it has on it now amazing the change and variety Newgrounds exhibits. You sir have just brought that to a whole new level.


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The Great Eggscape 2 The Great Eggscape 2

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Don't know why this is rated so high...

The Graphics were terrible as if done by a total noob this is what my animations looked like a year ago actually your characters are very similiar to mine in a cartoon I did call cells but w.e
The style was terrible once again looked like it was done by a total noob.
The sound was excellent great sound effects and the music went with what was going on in the movie but, maybe you should have had some music in the credits.
The whole thing was violence so I have to give you props on that.
Interactivity that game at the beginning has glitches like not being able to watch the movie when it loads and when u click on it even when using the tab enter it doesn't register.
Humour I loved those little signs in the background they were hilarious.
overall You need to improve your graphics give it a bit of style and I'm pretty sure this thing would have a higher score not that it is already overated or anything ;)


TheDevilsJoker responds:

whats cells

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Memory Qube Memory Qube

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

I broke it but it is a very stylish time waster.

I kinda broke it and right now it is at turns remaining 109/120 current round 1 remaining mistakes -5965 of 5 Score 133254 how I got this high is I put a pen in the up position on my keyboard and just left it for a couple of hours and played some ball outside. If you don't believe me I'll post a pic in the forums.
Graphics - the graphics looked pretty cool
Style - Like Rubix cube mikex with that Simon game creating an ultimate game.
Sound - I like the background music and the sounds when you got it right and when you got it wrong.
Interacvtivity - It's a game but not much interactivity considering I jammed a pen in the up key and just let it do it's own magic
Overall - Try and fix the bugs please.


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POS PERKS POS PERKS

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Nicely Done.

I beat the game took about 4 hours. Nothing happens which kind of ticked me off. There was a few errors, I can't remember which group of ten boards it was but when you beat one of its boards and it send you back the boards screen is blank and you have to click the arrow to get it to show up again also, one time I decided to deselect the game and the start button was still there and it allowed me to go back to the very first game "Alphabet Soup". My favourite board had to be "UberBoard" I got about 2000 something on that board and it was "Uber" hard. (Pun intended)Nice game, good graphics, not many cards games on newgrounds instantly giving you style points, and I didn't like the music very much so I just muted it and played my own but that sounds when you get pairs, perks, etc. Interactivity it's a card game nothing high-speed clicking or button smashing so I can't give you a realy high score on that. Overall fantastic game wouldn't be surprised if this ended up on the frontpage.



Crystallis Crystallis

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

After 30000 points I just got irritated

Good game man I had three cubes left all the same colour one more move would have gotten rid of them then more cubes came I was so annoyed. The sounds gets annoying after a while but that's cool cause you do have a mute button but I would prefer a volume control. I'm just tired from playing that game. I eventually quit after 30000 points cause I was just too tired I was just swinging my mouse and clicking back and forth hoping I would lose but I kept getting rid of the cubes no matter where I moved making the game too easy after a while. You should add more levels or difficulties as the game progresses.